Best Jokes

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Mard aur Aurat ka rishta b saal aajeeb hai...
Door raho to JUDAI...
aur paas raho to
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to ladai.
han han wo b hota h jo tum soch rhe ho. :p :o :D :/


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Ek ladke Ka Breakup Ho Gaya! Usne
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Sher Arz Kiya..</3 
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Ladka:" Arz Kiya Hai Gaur
Farmaiyega..
"phoolo Ki Mallika, Baharo Ki
Shahzaadi";;) 
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wah!! wah To Karo Yaar.. :/
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"phoolo Ki Mallika, Baharo Ki
Shahzaadi";;)
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Dil tod Ke Chali Gayi..
"Kutti Kamini,
Haramzaadi" =D=)):p

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Boy: I'm searching for the most beautiful girl..!!
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Girl: Look I came for you..!!
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Boy: That's nice! Now help me to find her..! xD :D

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Ek moti aurat ne chor
pakda or us par beth gai.
phir nokar se boli ja police ko bula la .....
Nokar- Meri chappal kho gai hai.........
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chor chillaya- Saale meri pehen le par
jladi ja..

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Once A couple went 2 a
restaurant..
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BF:" Kya logi tum ??

GF:" Tum jo kaho..
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BF:" Achcha waiter zara Menu lana
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GF:" (nazre jhuka ke) Mai bhi menu
khaungi... :p :O :D

Aur Patao Gawaro Ko.. :P :D